"For years people have been saying they can help me get better. Nothing’s worked. I need to figure this out on my own."
flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins
This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.
jimmys face in the last frame tho omg
self diagnosing is so hard because everytime you’re like “maybe I am mentally ill” theres also a big part of you going “nah you’re probably just a naturally lazy/nasty/disgusting/useless person trying to find an excuse for your behavior” because of the institutionalized ableism that runs through everything
So go to the doctor and get an actual diagnosis?
Why don’t poor people just buy more money?
Correction: Brought home my last parrot in a box. By the time we got home, there was no more box.
According to the sheet your parrot is infact a hamster.
It’s mother was a hamster, and it’s father smelled of elderberries.
But how did Edward get it up if vampires don’t have blood
because i wasted money on this big informational book about the series i can tell you. Stephanie Meyers said that all the vampires had venom to replace all bodily fluids. He came venom. His penis was a literal snake. Yes
oH MY GOd thIS IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING I COULD HAVE HOPED FOr
His… Anaconda do.
dying before your friends and welcoming them to hell like