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Fifty Springs Are Little Room
My name is Jake. I'm 18 years old, and I can't wait to bomb some dodongos.
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korrastyle:

"For years people have been saying they can help me get better. Nothing’s worked. I need to figure this out on my own."

  #lok  

spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

tastefullyoffensive:

Reversed GIFs [via]

Previously: Animals Being Jerks

  #best    #literal best  
mondoleon:

guten tag

mondoleon:

guten tag

smilesandvials:

This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.

smilesandvials:

This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.

sakibatch:

jimmys face in the last frame tho omg

smitethepatriarchy:

holymashedpotatoesbatman:

klinki:

self diagnosing is so hard because everytime you’re like “maybe I am mentally ill” theres also a big part of you going “nah you’re probably just a naturally lazy/nasty/disgusting/useless person trying to find an excuse for your behavior” because of the institutionalized ableism that runs through everything

So go to the doctor and get an actual diagnosis?

Why don’t poor people just buy more money?

summershadowtwin:

tramtheram:

summershadowtwin:

best-of-funny:


lizard lizard

X

Correction: Brought home my last parrot in a box.  By the time we got home, there was no more box.

According to the sheet your parrot is infact a hamster.

It’s mother was a hamster, and it’s father smelled of elderberries.

summershadowtwin:

tramtheram:

summershadowtwin:

best-of-funny:

lizard lizard

X

Correction: Brought home my last parrot in a box.  By the time we got home, there was no more box.

According to the sheet your parrot is infact a hamster.

It’s mother was a hamster, and it’s father smelled of elderberries.

humentallyinsane:

mlpstrider:

napoleon-is-complex:

mlpstrider:

But how did Edward get it up if vampires don’t have blood

because i wasted money on this big informational book about the series i can tell you. Stephanie Meyers said that all the vampires had venom to replace all bodily fluids. He came venom. His penis was a literal snake. Yes

oH MY GOd thIS IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING I COULD HAVE HOPED FOr

His… Anaconda do.

When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops

17yr:

me @ myself: why are u like this?

rawdi-kun:

dying before your friends and welcoming them to hell like

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teacher: are there any classes you are struggling with?
me: the bourgeois
teacher: what
me: what
karl marx: nice